Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu…. “Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai, aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..?? ? Doctor: KUNDI
A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life..? Doctor: Get married..!! Man: Will it help ? Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Maine ek Dr. se puchha… “Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai” Fantastic jawab mila:- Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai
A man went to see the doctor. Man: “Doc, do you think I can live for another fifty years?” Doctor: “Do you drink?” Man: “No!” Doctor: “Do you smoke?” Man: “No!” Doctor: “Do you visit whores?” Man: “Certainly not!” Doctor: “Then why do you want to live another fifty years?”
Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye, Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas, Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas!