RONALDO ne world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . . DHONI ne T20 world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . . . Ye kambakht SANIA MIRZA kb world cup jeetey gi. . . . ??
Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain? Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai, Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”
Sachin’s SON: Mummy mummy!! Dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain Sachin’s WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ……!!!!!!!!
Phone Call for Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone) Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.” Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat” Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”
Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match. Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh.” VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question. He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh.” Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. […]
After winning the match England player were enjoying the party. Suddenly Bell saw one from team INDIA. He calls “Hey who are you?” Dhoni removed his cover say “forgot i bring you ha… i also have contribution” Bell “ok come on yaar enjoy” Dhoni opening door “oye! pantar log aajao tumne bhi to inki jeet […]
Ashish Nehra: Baba meri IPL meinbahut Dhulai hoti hai. Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho? Nehra: karta hu baba. Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho. Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu. (Baba tensd, & thnking) Baba: Gali dete ho? Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achi achi gali sikh li. (baba getng angry) Baba: […]
E-mail ID’s of our cricketers 1 LAXMAN: firstname.lastname@example.org 2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com 3 SACHIN: email@example.com 4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com 5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com 6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com 7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com 8 GREG CHAPPELL: firstname.lastname@example.org 9 Munaf Patel: email@example.com 10 Harbhajan Singh: firstname.lastname@example.org 11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
Mrs Jones : I’d like my son to be excused playing cricket. I don’t think he should mix with that sort of person. Teacher: How d’you mean? Mrs Jones: Well; I distinctly heard him say that the man in the white coat was a vampire!