Cricket Jokes

jeet kr SHIRT utar di

RONALDO ne world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . . DHONI ne T20 world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . . . Ye kambakht SANIA MIRZA kb world cup jeetey gi. . . . ??

SIMON TAUFFEL

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain? Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai, Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”  

papa six pe six mar rahe hain

Sachin’s SON: Mummy mummy!! Dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain Sachin’s WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ……!!!!!!!!  

I will Hold on

Phone Call for Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone) Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.” Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat” Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”  

Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match. Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh.” VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question. He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh.” Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. […]

After winning the match

After winning the match England player were enjoying the party. Suddenly Bell saw one from team INDIA. He calls “Hey who are you?” Dhoni removed his cover say “forgot i bring you ha… i also have contribution” Bell “ok come on yaar enjoy” Dhoni opening door “oye! pantar log aajao tumne bhi to inki jeet […]

Baba meri IPL meinbahut Dhulai

Ashish Nehra: Baba meri IPL meinbahut Dhulai hoti hai. Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho? Nehra: karta hu baba. Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho. Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu. (Baba tensd, & thnking) Baba: Gali dete ho? Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achi achi gali sikh li. (baba getng angry) Baba: […]

E-mail ID’s of our cricketers

E-mail ID’s of our cricketers 1 LAXMAN: available@home-only.com 2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com 3 SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com 4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com 5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com 6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com 7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com 8 GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com 9 Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com 10 Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com 11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com

Mrs Jones

Mrs Jones : I’d like my son to be excused playing cricket. I don’t think he should mix with that sort of person. Teacher: How d’you mean? Mrs Jones: Well; I distinctly heard him say that the man in the white coat was a vampire!

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao, Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao