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Funny student

अंग्रेजी के प्रोफेसर से पप्पू ने पूछा:– “सर नटुरे का अर्थ क्या होगा ??” प्रोफेसर हैरान……. टालने के लिए कह दिया कि कल बता दूँगा!! उन्होंने पूरी Dictionary छान मारी, किन्तु उन्हें “नटुरे” शब्द नहीं मिला। अगले दिन पप्पू ने फिर से पूछा:– “सर नटुरे का मतलब क्या होता है?” उस दिन भी उन्होंने बात […]

Frustrated Rajnikant:

Frustrated Rajnikant: “Kuch to Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai..

Teacher

Teacher: What small bee gives you?Kid: Honey!Teacher: What small goat gives you?Kid: Milk!And what buffalo gives you?Kid: Home work!

Its love story form

Its love story form UTTAR PRADESH: Pyar karna itna bada gunah hai. … 1 Ladka aur Ladki aapas me bahut pyar karte the. . … Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, . usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh diya… . Wo aari ladki ko katne hi […]

Banta is a teacher and exam

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Question they — 1. China kis Desh me hai ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai […]

Santa revisits d doctor…

Doctor: Dawai pee li thi nahi? Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. Doctor- abe gadhe […]

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli …

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho […]

VERY FAST

Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya.. Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya.. Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhi… Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN… Very Fast!! Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya.. Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN… Very Fast!! Hotel pahuch kar usne driver se poocha kitne paise […]

Nurse se Pyar ho gayela ha

Munna Bhai Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu Circuit Simple Bhai,Likhne ka DEAR SISTER I LOV U MUNNA BHAI